BAYONETTA 2 (Teens React: Gaming)

00:00:15.640Bayonetta Bayonetta 2 2 wasn't really

00:00:19.060gonna get made but then 10 it was like

00:00:21.100hey we want exclusives we'll pay to make

00:00:23.110Bayonetta 2 if you make it away you

00:00:24.700exclusive and that's what they did this

00:00:26.110is one of those characters and Super

00:00:27.850Smash Brothers that fights and I'm like

00:00:29.770I don't know who you are but you're good

00:00:31.060in this game you play as the title

00:00:32.380character Bayonetta a witch with a large

00:00:34.210array of weapons and combat styles who

00:00:36.310is on a mission to save her best friend

00:00:38.020from the gates of hell

00:00:39.250cool this sounds fun cool she's a

00:00:41.590powerful witch chick going to save her

00:00:43.899friend from hell yeah I'm ready in a

00:00:46.060universe of light and dark where

00:00:48.190perception is reality

00:00:50.019whoo shiny are they all frozen groin

00:00:54.370shot perfect those uh Bayonetta shots if

00:00:58.000you know I mean so I don't play this

00:01:00.219game and they're in whoa there's so many

00:01:03.969things happening right now okay well

00:01:07.900it's just like shaking

00:01:08.980it's very gothic so far The Legend of

00:01:11.530Ace a legend of a CA all right go ahead

00:01:13.870what do you mean go ahead what am I

00:01:16.360supposed to oh my god wait so it just

00:01:19.630like leads right into it

00:01:21.280nobody knows where the world came a

00:01:23.580struggle cause the true

00:01:25.640to be split into three realms like

00:01:28.030darkness seems okay this is pretty safe

00:01:31.580obviously our world was the one honking

00:01:34.010can the three were okay all needed

00:01:35.930rulers most of all this is so intense

00:01:39.710and the one that ruled the camp's became

00:01:42.590known as peace I'm missing the entire

00:01:45.170plot because I'm trying just not to die

00:01:47.090I just press X & Y until it's all over

00:01:49.729everything will be fine I think

00:01:54.310she looks like my mom there aren't

00:01:56.740enough cool like awesome characters with

00:01:59.560guns and swords that have glasses I like

00:02:01.840that what

00:02:02.979Oh No it's someone from a previous game

00:02:07.030that I don't know cuz I haven't played

00:02:08.380it yeah I have no idea what the premise

00:02:09.970of the story is I was honestly the most

00:02:11.800like intense opening ever like it's just

00:02:14.200like it just throws you into it

00:02:16.209wait is this like downtown New York I

00:02:18.700feel like there is a scene change how is

00:02:21.790that that's my character she's so cool I

00:02:25.450know what I need some heels without guns

00:02:27.760so classy you don't mind if we make a

00:02:30.280quick stop do you do you know what day

00:02:32.380is coming up if I don't get what I came

00:02:34.060for

00:02:34.930I'm gonna be the biggest mud in the city

00:02:37.600and what I just don't know why she's

00:02:39.580dressed so fancy real fun I mean if I

00:02:42.040were gonna go shopping I'd put on some

00:02:43.720leggings and a t-shirt oh man I'm

00:02:45.760[ __ ] it I mean who's that

00:02:48.940Oh No yeah was intense I don't know who

00:02:55.959that is but that's on my bucket list I

00:02:57.760want to like stop on a motorcycle right

00:02:59.260before someone and do like the nose

00:03:00.370wheelie it's great you always know how

00:03:01.810to make an entrance John that was the

00:03:03.519most cliche live you in the city just

00:03:06.310had something I had to look into City

00:03:08.350police imposed on Holmes to prepare for

00:03:10.360the massive influx of Mary majors

00:03:12.160expected to take in this year's

00:03:13.570festivities set to be headline fire

00:03:16.170in the military area

00:03:22.640oh that's that's not a good sign oh [ __ ]

00:03:26.650the Platinum Stars well we're taking

00:03:30.740again what what's going on and what whoa

00:03:35.760and she just happens to be C she's here

00:03:38.520to save the day and you know I try to

00:03:40.260avoid doing this in my Sunday best

00:03:42.209oh that's not how physics works and her

00:03:48.030dress is ruined

00:03:49.590and that is why you don't wear that kind

00:03:52.140of stuff when you go shopping okay

00:03:56.190winch time let's do this yeah this is

00:04:00.660which time everything slows down

00:04:04.400this just got weirdly sexual

00:04:10.960what no one

00:04:16.120why is she naked why should you disagree

00:04:22.210Oh clothes

00:04:23.110I hate when games over sexualized

00:04:24.699everything just let her be a hero where

00:04:27.760did she get Pegasus from or is that the

00:04:29.979bad guy okay dang this game is super

00:04:34.180sexual are they trying to like add like

00:04:36.400the sexual notes in it just to attract

00:04:38.410like the male players that are probably

00:04:40.330playing this game I'm just

00:04:41.800I've been uttered shock this game can

00:04:45.729also be played using touch controls

00:04:47.080touch the enemy to deal with quicker

00:04:48.610punch okay

00:04:51.210nice I just have to touch a bunch of

00:04:53.610stuff and then I basically killed the

00:04:56.280corn Pegasus

00:04:58.490hey not my style shoot fire away mid

00:05:02.990combo by touching holding okay dodge is

00:05:06.740the last possible instance activate

00:05:08.030which time okay okay let's do this

00:05:14.110oh my god I really in this now okay

00:05:18.100great touch and hold yes

00:05:21.840so Michael let him hit me dr. worry

00:05:23.490about it give me my button sir this is

00:05:26.850an action game

00:05:29.480this is stupid easy this is easy if I

00:05:33.060just hold and press at them until I've

00:05:35.400killed them then everything's home this

00:05:37.200is making me so happy like all like

00:05:40.920pent-up aggression that was cool no time

00:05:53.030cuz it's Christmas

00:05:55.170um brand climax attack enemies to build

00:05:57.900your magic gauge then use your build up

00:05:59.490energy turn leash amazing special

00:06:00.930attacks cool

00:06:05.540this is like a hardcore gritty version

00:06:07.370of that app tap tap revolution tapping

00:06:09.590rapidly should not be hard i've word of

00:06:13.190your close go when i do that why do they

00:06:15.830disappear

00:06:21.220skills

00:06:27.460Gigaton

00:06:32.330I did it now what oh it's the giant guy

00:06:35.480again uh what where the [ __ ] did you

00:06:39.440come from that they girl from the

00:06:41.240beginning oh that thing's huge

00:06:46.130do I have to do anything oh now I have

00:06:47.900to fight again oops

00:06:50.090scheme is so fun I'm just having like a

00:06:52.520bunch of fun like fun mashing you don't

00:06:56.810even need to use the analog stick you

00:06:58.520just touch them and she goes over to

00:07:00.140them

00:07:01.619tart torture attack oh my god I am so

00:07:06.089sorry oh there we go oh oh that was sick

00:07:12.869okay how come they keep appearing how

00:07:16.589many of them are there let me - what the

00:07:22.799[ __ ] was that yet I love this game the

00:07:25.049only downside is that it's too sexual

00:07:27.899some people that's a plus for me into

00:07:29.549not touch the Umbrian climax

00:07:34.490okay I mean that was cool she had a

00:07:36.979demon eat them that's effective oh my

00:07:39.199god it's like a dragon in New York City

00:07:41.690for causing so much destruction it's

00:07:44.240like a V Avengers movie at the very end

00:07:46.580where everything's like falling down

00:07:48.440that's what it is she touch drench X

00:07:54.460that's a solid battle place Dodge oh

00:08:01.039okay good get away from me

00:08:03.380I don't even attack him he's too big

00:08:05.419this giant thing is attacking but I'm

00:08:08.090gonna kill him first

00:08:11.090what the hell was that I don't face that

00:08:15.890this is crazy I'm on a train and it's

00:08:19.580like everything's getting destroyed away

00:08:22.150no I don't care I'm just lying reading

00:08:24.980this angel demon thing and there's

00:08:27.680another person how many people do I have

00:08:30.380to kill and she survives this somehow

00:08:36.550because it's all in slow motion that was

00:08:39.169clean which time did you get everything

00:08:40.880I got the caveat hahahahaha I think

00:08:44.510that's to see cuz they're like upper

00:08:46.430class people in New York so funny what

00:08:49.970is that that's like it never stops it's

00:08:52.760not Christmas without caveat uh yeah it

00:08:55.160is there's a lot better things eaten

00:08:56.780caviar let's finish this quickly then

00:08:58.550let's finish this quick so bad it's what

00:09:01.400he died like five times already

00:09:06.589why are there lives on his knees

00:09:09.589Debian opposed to target that scheme is

00:09:13.980so funny this scheme I can play it's

00:09:15.750like for a while this is one of those

00:09:18.810boss battles where it's not difficult it

00:09:21.270just takes forever why is it she always

00:09:23.550with me were so much better when she is

00:09:28.130and I still happen to be pressing the

00:09:30.209right things at the right time

00:09:31.440oh god I don't even know I haven't

00:09:41.050which hunts are over oh no I died y-yeah

00:09:45.620yada yo honey SHhhh

00:09:49.250got punished get punished I need to kill

00:09:52.790you

00:09:55.810well ahem this is like anime like Dragon

00:10:00.440Ball Z like mmm I'm winning I almost

00:10:03.709killed him I'm really close

00:10:12.320yay I get to keep playing climax

00:10:18.580yes yes yes

00:10:26.260I beat the giant wider her clothes have

00:10:31.120to disappear and what is that thing did

00:10:36.280her dress just create a black hole with

00:10:38.110a dragon in it Oh

00:10:44.149this is awesome this is great cannot

00:10:46.910attend hmm good job you could be wrong

00:10:51.920nice I've always wanted a pet dragon

00:10:55.449this is never ending no oh no her spirit

00:11:02.809body do they have white ghost forms of

00:11:05.329themselves she's like getting hold the

00:11:08.629hell oh no no we didn't ever caviar

00:11:18.860party

00:11:21.600for pets who don't listen to

00:11:24.230we're going to fight this why am i

00:11:26.779finding my pet dragon

00:11:29.019he needs an orthodontist stat it looks

00:11:32.899really pretty and interesting and like

00:11:34.999the story seems cool but the game itself

00:11:36.949just isn't fun to play ding is so thing

00:11:40.639this is so sick

00:11:42.619this is just an intro to the if the rest

00:11:44.809of this game is like half this awesome

00:11:48.110then oh like listen dragon we need a

00:11:54.709Chell I feel mean you're killing my pet

00:11:57.819but it likes talked my friend into hell

00:12:01.129and that's like not forgivable

00:12:06.040no don't suck me into I don't know what

00:12:12.370I'm hitting but I'm hitting it he's

00:12:14.110almost dead

00:12:18.340yes

00:12:21.740whoa okay touch

00:12:25.670oh this is pretty epic it's so sick yeah

00:12:29.060I should probably buy this game chick

00:12:31.730her hair again taking my clothes off

00:12:33.770again so I can destroy it with my

00:12:36.860clothes even when her best friend is in

00:12:39.650hell she still looks so smug

00:12:42.750oh did she activate like another demon

00:12:45.420to take care of this deep he killed my

00:12:48.149dragon

00:12:49.879that's a deus ex machina if I've ever

00:12:52.110seen one but now she has to go to her

00:12:53.699friend John right or a John and there's

00:12:56.430me she's back

00:13:00.930wait did okay that's just like the

00:13:03.689friend's body though and that's it for

00:13:06.000today that's it

00:13:07.470it was repetitive it didn't have a good

00:13:10.620tone it was kind of cheesy and I was

00:13:14.730just kind of stupid overall lewd for

00:13:17.189nintendo game language for a Nintendo

00:13:20.220game this doesn't intend oh but I don't

00:13:21.720want to believe this is a Nintendo game

00:13:23.189I would say overall I liked it more than

00:13:25.680I disliked it it liked oh there's a girl

00:13:27.240action figure even if she sometimes is

00:13:29.160sexualized but I mean like you win some

00:13:31.740you lose some

00:13:32.310props to Nintendo for like making this

00:13:34.050happens a solid game right here it's

00:13:35.879solid game thanks for watching gaming on

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00:13:39.600button what should we play next let us

00:13:41.129know in the comments subscribe or my

00:13:42.810hair dragon is gonna kill you I guess

00:13:44.639Iannetta okay I gotta leave before

00:13:46.620anyone figure out how bad of a pun that

00:13:48.120was

00:13:53.920Oh